maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

senpaixvx:

who wants to make out and then nap

sircolinmorgan:

tbh we should just send benedict cumberbatch to stand on the stage for a few minutes and we’d be guaranteed to win.

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

quote of the night on eurovision

(Source: condo-on-the-cloud)

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

morgrana:

you see in the UK it’s not about winning

it’s about not coming last

goddessoftheinternet:

i exaggerate like 97 thousand times an hour

leychal:

we all know who the real star of eurovision is