im not boyish enough to be a boy and im not pretty enough to be a girl im just some sort of weird creature in the middle like a snail
HELP IM DYING OF THE CUTE MY 6 YEAR OLD COUSIN TOLD ME THAT AT SCHOOL SHE HAS A GAY TEACHER AND A KID ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS MARRIED TO A MALE AND THE TEACHER SAID BECAUSE WE’RE IN LOVE AND HER WHOLE CLASS WENT LIKE “AWWW” AND THE KID WAS LIKE “I WANNA FIND SOMEONE I LOVE LIKE YOU LOVE HIM!!”
I’m so sad about the numerous asks I got being astonished that a gay teacher was even hired
if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me
i hope you find $20 on the ground today
there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you”
she walked up to me in the hallway and said “I saw your text post”
this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it